Zidane and Kaka took part in a charity match to benefit Haiti in Lisbon, Portugal a few months ago. To support that event Kaka visited a local school to field questions from children. The following is a transcript of that session.
Kaka: Hello, Children! I'm very happy to be here with all of you and answer any questions you have for me. Who's first?
Annie: Hi, Kaka. I'm Annie and I just want to know -- what is your favorite animal?
Kaka: I like giraffes. I saw some of them when we were in South Africa for the Confederations Cup last summer. That was a good question, Annie. Who has another one?
Diego: Hi, Kaka. My name is Diego and I'm nine years old. My question is: why did you cause the earthquake in Haiti? I think that was mean.
Kaka: Uh, no no -- Diego. I think you misunderstood. I didn't cause it, we're just trying to help the people involved by raising money for them with a football match. But I didn't cause the earthquake myself. Now, uh, who has another question?
Fran: Hi, Kaka. My name is Fran and I have a lizard. Where are you going to make the next earthquake happen? Please don't do it to my house.
Kaka: No, children -- I can't cause earthquakes. I don't do that -- I wouldn't do that. I didn't cause the one in Haiti and I would certainly never cause one to hit your house. How about we, uh, have some questions on a different topic. Does anyone want to know how many goals I scored when I was 10 years old?
Sammi: Hi, Kaka. I'm Sammi and you are my most favorite player. My dad said that if you don't start playing better and make Real Madrid win the league, then we're going to have to eat DVDs for dinner until next season. Why do you want me to eat DVDs, and do you know if the Bad Boys II DVD tastes good?
Kaka: Oh wow. I -- I don't know. But I don't want that to happen at all. Why would you think that? Oh wow. Ok, I'm sorry but maybe we should stop now. This is-
Alexander: Hi, Kaka. My name is Alex and I play football, too. My question is: sometimes I like to burn stuff.
Kaka: Um. OK...so what's you're question, Alex?
[Alexander just stares]
Kaka: Alright, this is, uh -- this is not going how I expected. I think we should probably have one more question and then call it a day. Who has one more? Maybe about football? Please?
Barry: Hi, Kaka. I'm Barry, I'm eight, and I have question about football.
Kaka: Great! What's your question, Barry?
Barry: What do you like more, playing football or causing earthquakes?
Kaka: Jesus.
(courtesy of Yahoo! Sports)
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